Here is the product I was trying to purchase as it appeared on the website:
Red Bamboo Rug (3' Octagonal)
My questions were: What are the measurements of the rug? And what does 3' Octagonal mean?
Here is my exchange with the online customer service representative, who is clearly not named Palmer:
Of course I went ahead and ordered the rug. I had to have answers and I certainly wasn't getting them from "Palmer".
Of course! Now this makes total sense to me.
*Wraps self in 3' Octagonal Red Bamboo Rug and Jumps through closed window*...