It was dry but it wasn't her fault.
It was a mighty fine sandwich.
My Doctor recently told me to stay away from tomato based foods because of my acid reflux.
Hence, no ketchup on my omelet.
I am 41 today.
Probably the most insignificant birthday I have ever had.
Last year when I turned 40, my wife threw me a surprise birthday party at one of those kid, inflatable bouncy places. There were lasers and obstacle courses and candy and presents and a Captain America cake.
This year my wife asked me, "what
I said, "I would like you to cook me crunchy chicken with brussel sprouts and mashed potatoes."
The reason I want this is because I don't get to eat mashed potatoes very often. They are made with milk and butter and I am lactose intolerant. Mashed potatoes give me diarrhea.
Happy 41st Birthday!