Dear god...I'm recovering from a bad case of food poisoning here. That didn't help matters. Feeling quite nauseous again.
Lucky for me, the trip to the ER on Friday night didn't cost me anything, what with our health care and all. In Canada. So that's good. And when our team wins today, I will feel even better.
Dude... I can't believe you put all that on and acted as a ventriloquist for a spiderman doll. I'm not surprised by your hockey dedication but you most be tokin' the ganj.
Classic! Now that the Olympics are over and the Canadians are back to their day jobs of Lumberjacks and Mounties, we won't hear from them for four more years.
You are wacked. or drunk? or stoned? or under the care of a psychiatrist? Love it...too bad it wasn't quite enough. USA is mourning this morning. Those damn cocky hockey players.
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Laughing my ass off.
ReplyDeleteTAKE OFF HOSER.
You can hate our Canadian cockiness all you like but there is a reason we are cocky.
Because we are the BEST.
Bring it my Yankee friend.
It's on like DONKEY KONG.
Dear god...I'm recovering from a bad case of food poisoning here. That didn't help matters. Feeling quite nauseous again.
ReplyDeleteLucky for me, the trip to the ER on Friday night didn't cost me anything, what with our health care and all. In Canada. So that's good. And when our team wins today, I will feel even better.
Go CANADA Go!!
No Tea Party commentary?
ReplyDeleteLove this. USA, USA indeed. But I'll still take my Labatt Blue (or Bleue).
Hockey cocky?
ReplyDeletelol. oh my...
ReplyDeleteIs that really my son, Jason??????????????
ReplyDeleteAaron and I are crying laughing....GO USA!
ReplyDeleteI almost feel bad that I'm not watching the game...I loved this! U R so funny!! :)
ReplyDeleteDude... I can't believe you put all that on and acted as a ventriloquist for a spiderman doll. I'm not surprised by your hockey dedication but you most be tokin' the ganj.
ReplyDeletePS - GO USA!
You don't have any money!!!
ReplyDeleteClassic! Now that the Olympics are over and the Canadians are back to their day jobs of Lumberjacks and Mounties, we won't hear from them for four more years.
ReplyDeleteyou are a sick guy! YUV!
ReplyDeleteYou are wacked. or drunk? or stoned? or under the care of a psychiatrist? Love it...too bad it wasn't quite enough. USA is mourning this morning. Those damn cocky hockey players.
ReplyDeleteHysterical. Too bad they lost but it was a great game. Now I have to take shit from my Canadian neighbor Paddy.
ReplyDeleteSo the USA lost did they?
ReplyDeleteShame! That serves the owner of this blog right for even contemplating any bad feeling towards Rush - the greatest band on the planet.
And isn't Spiderman Canadian? Perhaps not.
Anyway, bad luck, mate. At least the USA did something in the Olympics (unlike us guys from across the pond).
Never mind.
:0)
Cheers
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Okay, I watched the game in my mother's hospital room. I watched them come back at the last second, only to lose in OT. USA still rocks!!
ReplyDeleteps. This was totally f**cking hilarious!!
Thanks for putting in the effort. Maybe next time.
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