In my opinion, there is nothing funnier than turning an ordinary plate of food into a giant penis.
Next time you're at a friends BBQ or even out at your local Outback Steakhouse, try and rearrange whatever you have on your plate and turn it into a big schlong.
Always gets a laugh and makes eating really fun for the whole family.
This also happens to be reason #437 of why my wife thinks I'm an idiot.
Spreading joy one potato at a time. That's my calling. No time to be Out-Numbered when you're a joy spreader...