Overzealous movie announcer:
In a world... Where evil knows no boundaries. Where blood flows as freely as water in a stream. There stands a house, alone on a hill, hidden in the darkness. Behind the darkness, lurks an unsuspecting father... His world is about to change.
Father - "Oh my God! Where are the girls? HONEY! WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?"
Mother - "They were in the bathroom a minute ago."
Father - "Something's wrong. Something terrible has happened."
Mother - "What? OH MY GOD!"
Father - "GIRLS!"
Mother - "MY BABIES!"
Father - "It's gonna be OK. We're gonna be OK. Call 911! I'll check the basement."
Mother - "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
Running frantically through the house, searching every room. He finally finds the girls. Nothing could have prepared a father for a sight this hideous. No parent should ever have to see his baby like this...
Father - "What the?"
6 1/2 Year Old Daughter - "What?"
2 1/2 Year Old Daughter - "What?"
Father - "Baby, the next time you decide to paint your sister's fingers and toes, please let us know first. OK?"
6 1/2 Year Old Daughter - "OK."
2 1/2 Year Old Daughter - "Daddy, look at my pretty toes!"
Father - "I see baby. They're very pretty..."