I am going on Holiday this weekend with my wife, sans Rugrats. I am joyful. Real men are able to express themselves in verse. I give to you my Haiku: Holiday...
(That wasn't the Haiku. I was just warming up. This is the Haiku.)
(Here we go.)
(Ok... Now!)
(3, 2, 1, Blast off!)
Holiday: A Haiku...
Packing bags. Sounds that deafen.
Tiny human mosquitoes whine, my patience boil.
Empty terminal packed with anticipation.
Liquid remedy soothes my soul.
Arrival, newness, crisp, clean, silence.
Holy shit! Look at the size of that bed.
Beach, bacon, Dreams of Mojito. Passion, if only for six minutes. Ouch! My back. Bliss.
Steel drums, Bronze, native skin. Native tongue...
Paradise.
Florida?
The End.
** I'm not a total ass. I know this technically isn't a Haiku. So if you're Japanese and your great great great great great great uncle invented the Haiku, no offense.
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Bronze Skin??? You???
have a nice time, bon voyage!
Have a great time and have a mai tai for me.
We are vacationing in Florida next week. I plan on memorizing your Haiku (line 7) for future reference if need be.
The Haiku police are coming for you, ya know that, right?
Clever, nonetheless, O-N.
Have a good time on your vacation. Have a few liquid remedies and Mojitos for me.
you just make me smile. enjoy! indulge!
I can totally related to "Holy shit. Look at the size of that bed."
i hope the bed isn't that big!
yuv!
Enjoy. Relax. Forget the kids. Keep the cell off and leave the hotel phone with the babysitters...the parents. Enjoy the moment. Enjoy the passion. Ronni, watch your back. Leave the trapeze at home. Enjoy the wine. the pool. the food. Enjoy the whole time together and savor the moments.
Have a nice time. Have fun.
OMG....cracking up here. Ok...so your not the Haiku poet...but I liked your poem. Have a great time on your trip.
Kristi
Why not call it "dog"gerel instead of haiku?
We are talking "bitches", right?
That is the most poetic fucking thing I've ever read. Lucky bastard.
You're a poet and you know...aaaah, screw it... have a wonderful time!
Vacation sans rugrats? Who cares what else there is! Enjoy!
Sounds like fun to me! Enjoy your trip!
Have a great trip. I love getting up in a hotel and heading down to breakfast buffet. Everything just tastes so much better to me when I'm on vacation!
I love, love, love the holiday trips without the little ones, even for just a weekend. Enjoy!
LOL, and I'm sure a well deserved vacay for the two of you; have fun!
Left you something at my place; please come by to pick up.
Jane
Nothing beats dreaming of Mojitos, except maybe drinking them. :)
Have a great time and don't do anything I wouldn't do (that really leaves your options open).
How funny, the picture of the Japanese temple is my screen saver. Birds of a feather...
Have a great trip!
Thanks to all. I will drink enough Vodka for each and every one of you to get completely wacked. Watch for a new Out-Numbered on Monday. I'll be posting for Momversation...
Bacon and Mojitos, sounds like a great combination!
Have a wonderful vacation! Sounds like you picked a great spot. BTW, I liked your poem, even if wasn't officially Haiku.
woo hoo holiday lovely! [i realize im late] but woo hoo!
Sitting here unshowered
surfing...the web
inhaling stale house odors
(perhaps a poop bomb in the kid's shorts)
visions of diaper rash cream
drinking Metamusal
Jealousy in check
Nothing bronze here
Green
Oh man, I envy you. Although I probably shouldn't since I just came back from a five-year-wedding-anniversary including TWO kid-free nights in a hotel in the heart of Brussels. Only actually that was last September.
I am way jealous. Of your holiday AND your haiku skills.
I was going to say something incredibly clever, and then I saw the title "Fun in the Crapper" and decided you HAD to be talking about kindergarten, so I'm off to read that MUST READ.
hope you get to touch some breasts.... BREASTS.
Hope you enjoy it, any vacation without kiddos is a great one in my book.
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